Abject Suffering
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Abject Suffering started in 2012 as a side project for those who purchased the app. As Duckfeed's bad games podcast, Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross spend about half an hour with a bad game, then roughly that much time talking about it. In 2013, it was unleashed to the public as a Patreon goal (also allowing the app to fade from use). It is described by both hosts as their favorite show to record and is characterized by its more open format as compared to Watch Out For Fireballs!.

Episode List

Abject Suffering

# Game Posted Suggested By Randomization
1 Revolution X Jan 10, 2013 Brett Murphy Wheel of Fortune
2 Kid Kool Jan 24, 2013 Eric Hyde Shooting Doves
3 Captain Novolin Feb 7, 2013 Blaine Pinata
4 Mike Tyson's Intergalactic Power Punch Feb 21, 2013 Travis Newman Egg Found in a Dream
5 J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Volume 1 Mar 7, 2013 Brett Murphy Sacrificial Goat
6 Shaq-Fu Mar 21, 2013 Murph Murphy Coin Flip
7 Home Improvement Apr 11, 2013 James Robinson Shooting a Nailgun at Grilled Meat
8 Jurassic Park Apr 25, 2013 James Robinson Geiger Counter
9 Deadly Towers May 2, 2013 Justin Nonegiven Spirograph
10 Wayne's World May 16, 2013 Blaine Nemier Tarot
11 Pac-Man 2 May 31, 2013 James Robinson Electromagnetic Observatory
12 Spellcraft Jun 6, 2013 Vivienne Serial Killer Shed
13 The Uncanny X-Men Jun 20, 2013 Murph Murphy DNA Sequence
14 Michael Jackson's Moonwalker Jul 4, 2013 James Robinson Russian Roulette
15 Where's Waldo? Jul 18, 2013 Justin Nonegiven Six-Sided Die
16 Road Runner's Death Valley Rally Aug 1, 2013 Brad Carey Century Egg
17 Bubsy II Aug 15, 2013 Michael Henderson Pop-O-Matic
18 Captain Skyhawk Aug 29, 2013 Brett Murphy Kole's Game Notecards
19 Mohawk and Headphone Jack Sep 16, 2013 Michael Henderson CD in Microwave
20 Ren and Stimpy Space Cadet Adventures Sep 30, 2013 Amy Holbrook Darts
21 Home Alone Oct 14, 2013 Tim Schumacher Chips with Celebrity Faces
22 Friday the 13th (Abject Suffering) Oct 28, 2013 Eric Hyde Jellybeans
23 Mission: Impossible Nov 11, 2013 Brad Groundwater Exploding Box
24 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Nov 25, 2013 - -
25 Captain Planet and the Planeteers Dec 9, 2013 - -
26 Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City Dec 23, 2013 - -
27 Scrapyard Dog Jan 6, 2014 - -
28 Stone Protectors Jan 20, 2014 - -
29 Yu-Gi-Oh!: Worldwide Edition: Stairway to the Destined Duel Jan 27, 2014 Brayton Cameron -
30 Cool World Feb 17, 2014 - -
31 Ballz 3D Mar 3, 2014 - -
32 King of the Dragons Mar 17, 2014 - -
33 Body Harvest Mar 31, 2014 - -
34 Harley's Humongous Adventure Apr 14, 2014 - -
35 Samurai Ghost Apr 28, 2014 - -
36 Horse Isle - The Secret Land of Horses May 12, 2014 - -
37 Superman 64 May 19, 2014 - -
38 Felix the Cat May 26, 2014 - -
39 A Week of Garfield Jun 2, 2014 - -
40 Strider Jun 9, 2014 - -
41 Cho Aniki Jun 16, 2014 Sam Bair -
42 Shadowrun Jun 23, 2014 - -
43 Godzilla Jun 30, 2014 - -
44 Legacy of the Wizard Jul 7, 2014 - -
45 Toilet Kids Jul 18, 2014 Sam Bair -
46 Master Chu and Drunkard Hu Jul 21, 2014 - -
47 Dudes With Attitude Jul 28, 2014 Sam Bair Prism
48 Toys Aug 4, 2014 Sam Bair -
49 Darkwing Duck Aug 11, 2014 - -
50 Bad Mojo Aug 18, 2014 - -
51 Psybadek Aug 25, 2014 - -
52 Bebe's Kids Sep 1, 2014 Sam Bair -
53 Chex Quest Sep 8, 2014 - -
54 Hydlide Sep 15, 2014 - -
55 Fist of the North Star Sep 22, 2014 - -
56 The Rocketeer Sep 29, 2014 - -
57 Fish Dude Oct 6, 2014 - -
58 Doug's Big Game Oct 13, 2014 - -
59 Fester's Quest Oct 21, 2014 - -
60 Swordquest: EarthWorld Oct 27, 2014 - -
61 Athena / Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu Nov 3, 2014 - -
62 Solar Jetman Nov 10, 2014 - -
63 Circus Charlie Nov 17, 2014 - -
64 Kick Master Nov 24, 2014 Sam Bair -
65 Metal Morph Dec 1, 2014 - -
66 The Simpsons - Bart vs. the Space Mutants Dec 8, 2014 - -
67 Bubsy 3D Dec 15, 2014 - -
68 Platoon Dec 22, 2014 Sam Bair -
69 Skate or Die 2 Dec 29, 2014 - -
70 James Pond 2: Codename Robocod Jan 5, 2015 - -
71 Chocobo Racing Jan 12, 2015 - -
72 Darkman Jan 19, 2015 - -
73 The Incredible Crash Dummies Jan 26, 2015 - -
74 Xenophobe Feb 2, 2015 - -
75 Stalin vs. Martians Feb 9, 2015 - -
76 Wrath of the Black Manta Feb 16, 2015 - -
77 Spy vs. Spy Feb 23, 2015 - -
78 Air Fortress Mar 2, 2015 Sean Franson -
79 The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy Mar 9, 2015 - -
80 Mickey Mousecapade Mar 16, 2015 - -
81 Onesimus: The Quest for Freedom Mar 23, 2015 - -
82 Shadow of the Beast Mar 30, 2015 - -
83 The Crow: City of Angels Apr 6, 2015 - -
84 Tom and Jerry Apr 13, 2015 - -
85 Bram Stoker's Dracula Apr 20, 2015 - -
86 Bad Rats: The Rat's Revenge Apr 27, 2015 - -
87 Casper May 4, 2015 Sam Bair -
88 Ganja Farmer May 11, 2015 Sam Bair -
89 Puggsy May 18, 2015 Kole Ross -
90 Courier Crisis May 25, 2015 Gary Butterfield -
91 Super Boy Allan Jun 1, 2015 Super Boy Allan -
92 Drakkhen Jun 8, 2015 - -
93 Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage Jun 15, 2015 Sam Bair -
94 Kid Klown in Night Mayor World Jun 22, 2015 - -
95 Peach the Lobster Jun 29, 2015 Sam Bair -
96 King's Quest V Jul 6, 2015 - -
97 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Jul 13th, 2015 Allison Baker, Nick A., Holland H., Michael M. -
98 Illbleed Jul 20, 2015 - -
99 Bert's Dinosaurs Jul 27, 2015 Sam Bair -
100 Action 52 Aug 3, 2015 Kole Ross, Gary Butterfield -
101 The Karate Kid Aug 10, 2015 - -
102 Legend Aug 17, 2015 Sam Bair -
103 Zombie Nation Aug 24, 2015 - -
104 Barney's Hide and Seek Game Aug 31, 2015 - -
105 The Zoo Race Sep 7, 2015 - -
106 The Angel Quiz Sep 14, 2015 - -
107 Quest 64 Sep 21, 2015 - Oatmeal
108 I Wanna Be The Guy Sep 28, 2015 - -
109 Mario's Early Years Oct 5, 2015 - -
110 Total Recall Oct 12, 2015 - -
111 Mortal Kombat: Special Forces Oct 20, 2015 - -
112 Monster Party Oct 26, 2015 - -
113 Mountain Bike Rally Nov 2, 2015 - -
114 Rap Jam: Volume 1 Nov 9th, 2015 - -
115 Spelunker Nov 16th, 2015 - -
116 Wade Hixton's Power Punch Nov 23rd, 2015 - -
117 Aidyn Chronicles Nov. 30th, 2015 - -
118 Dunjax Dec 7, 2015 Sam Bair -
119 LSD Dream Emulator Dec 14, 2015 - -
120 Alpha Mission Dec 21, 2015 - -
121 T&C Surf Designs Dec 28, 2015 - -
122 Ribbit King Jan 4, 2016 - -
123 The R-Zone Zone Episode 1 Jan 11, 2016 Kole Ross, Gary Butterfield -
124 SOS Jan 18, 2016 - -
125 Rascal Jan 25, 2016 - -
126 Omikron The Nomad Soul Feb 1, 2016 - -
127 The Terminator Feb 8, 2016 - -
128 Faceball 2000 Feb 15, 2016 Holland Hume POGs
129 Nightmare Creatures Feb 22, 2016 - -
130 Spot Goes to Hollywood Feb 29, 2016 - -
131 Don't Go Alone Mar 7, 2016 - -
132 Eternity's Child Mar 14, 2016 - -
133 The Three Stooges Mar 21, 2016 - -
134 Aerobiz Mar 28, 2016 - -
135 Duke Nukem Forever Apr 4, 2016 - -
136 Haunting Starring Polterguy Apr 11, 2016 - -
137 Day Dreamin' Davey Apr 18, 2016 - -
138 The You Testament Apr 25, 2016 - Eggcoin
139 Hudson Hawk May 2, 2016 - Sugarbone's Harmonica
140 Skeleton Krew May 9, 2016 - Cincinnati Central Library
141 Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue May 16, 2016 Jenni Polodna Sardines On My Dick
142 Lagoon May 23, 2016 - Molten Steel
143 Iron Man and X-O Manowar in Heavy Metal May 30, 2016 Matt Kremske Mad Jim Jaspers
144 Charlie's Angels Jun 6, 2016 - Cults
145 X-Men: Mutant Academy Jun 13th, 2016 - Puberty
146 Buck Bumble Jun 20th, 2016 - Interns and Gary's Royal Jelly
147 Space Station Silicon Valley Jun 27th, 2016 - Intel Clean Room
148 Kids on Site Jul 4th, 2016 - Trent?
149 Holy Diver Jul 11th, 2016 Evan Jones Thorne Music Shop Robbery
150 E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Jul 18th, 2016 - Garage
151 Sonic the Hedgehog Spinball Jul 25th, 2016 - Pachinko Parlour
152 Don't Try This At Home Aug 1st, 2016 - Baby Inside My Dick
153 Boogerman Aug 8th, 2016 - Sneeze on the Painting
154 Warlock Aug 15th, 2016 - Candle Factory
155 South Park Aug 22nd, 2016 - The Controversial Issues
156 The Adventures of Rad Gravity Aug 29th, 2016 - Surgery
157 Catechumen Sep 5th, 2016 Nick Glauber YouTube Cooking Show
158 The Ooze Sep 12th, 2016 - -
159 Lights, Camera, Action! Sep 19th, 2016 - -
160 Aero the Acro-bat Sep 26th, 2016 - -
161 The Western Exterminator Oct 3rd, 2016 - -
162 Fun 'n' Games Oct 10th, 2016 - -
163 Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme Oct 17th, 2016 - -
164 The New Batch Oct 24th, 2016 - -
165 NotGTAV Oct 31st, 2016 - -

Exquisite Suffering

All of these games won by a vote
# Game Posted
1 The Last Action Hero Sep 1, 2015
2 Daikatana Oct 1, 2015
3 Skeleton Warriors Nov 1, 2015
4 Night Trap Dec 1, 2015
5 Whomp 'Em Jan 1, 2016
6 American Gladiators Feb 1, 2016
7 Glover Mar 1, 2016
8 Extreme Sports with the Berenstain Bears Apr 1, 2016
9 Rising Zan: Samurai Gunman May 1, 2016
10 Golgo 13 Jun 1, 2016
11 Star Fox Adventures Jul 1, 2016
12 Captain Bible in the Dome of Darkness Aug 1, 2016
13 Pepsiman Sep 1, 2016
14 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand Oct 1, 2016
15 Psychic Detective Nov 1, 2016

Special Episodes

# Game Posted Suggested by
1 JJ & Jeff Dec 25, 2013 -

Abject Suffrage

This is a list of all the games that were put up to vote to see which show would be on the Patreon exclusive "Exquisite Suffering" episodes.

Date Voting Started/Game Won
Aug. 25, 2015
The Last Action Hero (NES) X
Sk├╝ljagger: Revolt of the Westicans (SNES)
The Zoo Race (PC)
Pit Fighter (Genesis)
Voting for the above ended August 29th, 2015
Date Voting Started/Game Won
Sep. 16th, 2015
Daikatana (PC) X
Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub Zero (PSX)
Beetlejuice (NES)
Cliffhanger (Genesis)
Voting for the above ended September 26th, 2015
Date Voting Started/Game Won
Oct. 20th, 2015
Clayfighter: Sculptor's Cut (N64)
Hopkins FBI (PC)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (SNES)
Skeleton Warriors (PSX) X
Voting for the above ended October 25th, 2015
Date Voting Started/Game Won
Nov. 17th, 2015
Iron Man / X-O Manowar (PSX)
The Adventures of Rad Gravity (NES)
Swamp Thing (NES)
Night Trap (Sega CD) X
Voting for the above ended November 28th, 2015
Date Voting Started/Game Won
Dec. 7th, 2015
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (NES)
Heavy Nova (Genesis)
Whomp 'Em (NES) X
Packy & Marlon (SNES)
Voting for the above ended December 27th, 2015
Date Voting Started/Game Won
Jan. 13th, 2016
American Gladiators (NES) X
Awesome Possum… Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt! (Genesis)
Buck Bumble (N64)
Dark Castle (Genesis)
Voting for the above ended January 16th, 2016
Date Voting Started/Game Won
Feb. 16th, 2016
Glover (N64) X
Kid Klown in Crazy Chase (SNES)
Sewer Shark (Sega CD)
Tongue of the Fatman (DOS)
Voting for the above ended February 20th, 2016
Date Voting Started/Game Won
Mar. 18th, 2016
Dragon's Lair (NES)
Extreme Sports with The Berenstain Bears (GBC) X
Faxanadu (NES)
Solstice (NES)
Voting for the above ended March 26th, 2016
Date Voting Started/Game Won
Apr. 15th, 2016
Coca Cola Kid (Game Gear)
Rising Zan: The Samurai Gunman (PSX) X
Sk├╝ljagger: Revolt of the Westicans (SNES)
Street Fighter: The Movie (PSX)
Voting for the above ended April 22nd, 2016
Date Voting Started/Game Won
May 23rd, 2016
Golgo 13 (NES) X
The Immortal (Genesis)
Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender (PC)
Sonic 3D Blast (Genesis / Saturn)
Voting for the above ended May 28th, 2016
Date Voting Started/Game Won
June 21st, 2016
Faxanadu (NES)
Izzy's Quest for the Olympic Rings (Genesis)
Star Fox Adventures (GCN) X
Taboo: The Sixth Sense (NES)
Voting for the above ended June 25th, 2016
Date Voting Started/Game Won
July 14th, 2016
Captain Bible in the Dome of Darkness (DOS) X
Hong Kong '97 (SNES)
Pandemonium (PSX)
Takeshi no Chosenju (NES)
Voting for the above ended July 22nd, 2016
Date Voting Started/Game Won
August 13th, 2016
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos (PSX)
Dragon Power (NES)
Heavy Nova (GEN)
Pepsiman (PSX) X
Voting for the above ended August 20th, 2016
Date Voting Started/Game Won
September 9th, 2016
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand (XB360 / PS3) X
Mario's Time Machine (SNES)
Mega Man 3: The Robots are Revolting (DOS)
Spawn: The Eternal (PSX)
Voting for the above ended September 16th, 2016
Date Voting Started/Game Won
October 17th, 2016
Back to the Future Part II and III (NES)
Coca Cola Kid (Game Gear)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone (GBA)
Psychic Detective (PSX) X
Voting for the above ended October 21st, 2016

Abject Characters

The Side of Good

Character First Appearance
Michael Crick Dudes with Attitude
Buffo
Polterguy
Nobunga
Derek Buck Bumble

The Side of Evil

Character First Appearance
Fruit Man Kids on Site
Sweaty Robot Kids on Site
Charmin Bears E.T.

Neutral?

Character First Appearance
Daniel T Mike Tyson's Intergalactic Power Punch
Sad Spellcraft Guy Spellcraft
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