Abject Suffering Rap

Gary Butterfield
It's the year of the tadpole, the summer of cum,
So come get some sufferin' and have some fun.
Lest this funnin' be makin' you feel quite sick,
Here's a hot flow from my main man Crick.

Michael Crick (played by Gary Butterfield)
Gary and Kole are back to reflect on the shit you hated,
Til the end of the show when they say "Ejac-you-later".
Want some sorghum? Well here have some more, umm,
But keep your hands out your pants unless you want to face escape orbs.
Just keep your precious fluids into it
A thousand ways a day we conserve our sperm
Consider it home improvement