The Gemiknife (Episode 4)


None given, but Brayton wants to sell it to President Obama.

Product Summery

"The Gemiknife: Wouldn't it be knife to save some time?"

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  • Remus and Romulus
  • Mary Kate and Ashley Olson
  • Two Fat Guys on a Motorcycle
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The Gemiknife remains untested on Goober Strawberry.

Plot Elements

The first mention of The Shavecave, another Pitch Classic episode, and it's new partnership with Schick Razors.

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